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thatswhatmakesyoulooksoperfect
  • me: *scrolling*
  • my dad: *walks into the room and looks at the screen*
  • me: *stops scrolling* what's up
  • my dad: how come every time i come in here
  • my dad: this clown is on the screen
  • me: ...
  • my dad: who is this guy
  • my dad: why is he always there
  • me: dad ......
  • my dad: is that an eyebrow piercing
  • my dad: his hair is pink
  • my dad: what a fucking punk
  • my dad: are you dating him
  • me: dad that's michael clifford
  • my dad: that means nothing to me who the hell is michael clifford
  • my dad: does he go to your school
thatswhatmakesyoulooksoperfect

awesome-otaku13:

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

I remember this

infinitely-bananas

pickledpennies:

clype:

have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?

I noticed that.

have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down